RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' better than hittin' the shelves with a shopping buggy pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is weapons grade. We talkin' 'bout scannin' those price tags right off the goods. Then you just vroom on out with your swag, fast as a greyhound. Ain't no website store security guard gonna stop ya wh